Urban Meyer's Diary

Sure, sites like ESPN and College Football News might have more reliable reporting, but you won't get exclusives like this:


December 26, 2009 9:00 A.M.
Oh noes! I lost the SEC Championship game! And all of Ron Zook’s (ie- the good) recruits! And my bestie Tim Tebow is being forced to graduate! I’ll never be this good ever again!! I need to quit while I’m ahead. But if I just admit I’ve gone as far as I can go with Florida, that would look classy and honorable. That’s not my style….I know! I’ll whine about how stressed out I am! I’ll be a Florida martyr!!! Yay!!!!

December 26, 2009 1:00 P.M.
Everything is going as planned. Everyone feels sooooo sorry for me. I think they’re going to build a shrine to me on the fifty yard line. Yay!!!!

December 26, 2009 6:00 P.M.
Hmmph. The media is being all, “Would he be doing this if he beat Bama?” Why don’t they looooove me?

December 27, 2009 9:00 A.M.
Oh noes! The team had a good practice. Maybe they won’t be sucky after all. Maybe I could have another championship run. Then they’d name the whole state after me! But I all ready resigned! Whaaaa!

December 27, 2009 4:00 P.M.
Perfect plan. I’ll just take a year off. If the team doesn’t fall apart, I’ll come back. If they do, I’ll just stay too sick and not come back and I’ll have an untarnished reputation. Except for the whininess part. Yaaaay!