Almost-Fired Monday

No one actually got fired this week, but perhaps they should have.

1. Charlie Weiss. It’s almost not any fun ragging on Notre Dame anymore. Key word: almost. I can’t wait to find out which coach is going to fail at South Bend next. And because of his protestations, I believe Urban Meyer won’t leave Florida. Just like Tubberville wasn’t leaving Ole Miss and Saban wasn’t leaving the Dolphins.

2. Les Miles. Has he ever watched football before? Ignoring the myriad coaching decisions he made that led up to the one second snap, in what universe is it physically possible for
a. the center to snap the ball
b. the quarterback to catch the ball
c. the quarterback to establish possession
d. the quarterback to spike the ball to the ground
e. the ball to hit the ground
f. the ref to react
g. the clock to stop
in one second? I still maintain LSU has the better team; I forgot to consider Ole Miss has a better coaching staff.

3. Me. 1-4 against the spread, 3-2 overall? I blame it on my post-UGA grief.