Oh, Laugh a Little

1. At Boise State and their season opening "quality win."

2. At these men discussing fashion and superstition like housewives.

3. At Fulmer's delusion, because if you don't, you'll start crying (your last few years only winning nine was "an act of terror"? Like those two losing seasons that finally cost you your "job" which I only put in quotations because I've seen pizza delivery boys that cared more about their work than you did. Basking in the glow of your single national championship and reiterating pathetic excuses for underachievement season after season does not dedication make. Dedication strives for excellence, not complacency. And where do you get off ragging on Dooley's failure to change the culture? 1. He's been here, what, seven months? It took you "a heckuva" lot longer to drive our program in the ground. 2. If you'd been doing your job, this wouldn't have happened. This is your fault. And we know you don't want us to be successful and rip away what little reputation you have left. I can't wait until we're back and you're just a footnote in our history. Wait, this one turned out not so funny).